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Matti May Hardie

Microwave Gluten Free Banana Bread

8:28 AM / BY May
   Since I moved in with my boyfriend, I've been doing quite a lot less baking, given that we don't have an oven. It makes life very complicated but we've managed to adapt. Since lockdown I've seen absolutely everyone and their nan making banana bread, and yes I am basic as fuck so I followed the bandwagon.     Also, I've been eating horribly since lockdown, ordering out more than we've been cooking, and it's...

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Pre-Holiday Beauty Prep Essentials

1:55 PM / BY May
I'm going on an impromptu holiday to the coast with my Dad tomorrow. And as excited as I am, I'm also panicking because I'm bound to forget something. Because let's face it, if you don't want to look amazing and take 245654 photos for Instagram then what's the point? To avoid you getting into this kind of a situation (and also very casually looking like a very small troll in a bikini), I'm going to...

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Dear Diary: Fitting The Mould and Changing Lives

5:41 PM / BY May
    Here, have a very old photo of me I took next to my Nan's house. It was in March and I was freezing my tits off but did it for the fAsHuN.     Exam season has started in France, and it's been a mixed bag of emotions for the past few years. Generally sad, two years ago it was stressful as I was in the midst of exams, and now it's a...

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A Guide To School For The Chronically Unorganised

4:52 PM / BY May
Side note: Hello everyone! I haven't posted since Christmas, I apologise, I'm hopefully going to get posting more regularly now as I have a load of content in the works, notably one post that is massive that I'm really looking forward to sharing with you that I really hope you'll all enjoy! I'm looking forward to sharing more content with you soon! __________________________________________ (Alternative title “how to get your shit together when your shit has...

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An Affordable Gift Guide: Stocking Filler Edition

8:17 AM / BY May
Yes, hello, I have become that kind of cliché blogger, but I have no shame. I love Christmas, especially gift giving, but presents have become so goddamned expensive, I can't really afford to buy anything really nice because everything it's all ridiculously priced. So I've hunted down the more affordable luxury things you can get for your loved ones. Personally this Christmas I'm making the dinner, and it's the first Christmas in years where I'm...

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Dear Diary: Doughnuts and Horror Films Thoughts

3:47 PM / BY May
Evening all,  I spent the afternoon eating homemade doughnuts (doused in sugar and slightly warm with a coffee? My kind of perfect) with Ayden and her mum and we've been under a duvet watching horror films, which is totally unlike me and I'm normally terrified but they went easy on me. We watched 'The Strangers', 'The Forest' and 'Apostle' and I'm rather proud that I wasn't scared.  Saying that, around the time we got to...

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