Matti May Hardie

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Happy Halloween! Well, I mean, almost. I always struggle finding a halloween costume (especially this year - why did I cut all my hair off?!), and this year I had no choice seeing as me and my friends are having a party. I racked my brains and decided to go with Chucky. I then decided that I my dignity wouldn't allow me to be Chucky, so I went with Mathilda from Leon The Professional (I also picked her because, lol, my full name is Matilda - I'm proud of the joke). This was going to prove a bit more difficult but hey, what's life without a bit of struggle? Anyway, I chatted to a friend of mine who pointed out that Mathilda isn't particularly scary, so I decided to kill her off and making her dead Mathilda. Much better. I'm really proud of this costume so I decided to share it with you guys, plus, if you just want to go as normal Mathilda, this is a pretty easy look to throw together last minute.

I'd suggest grabbing a drink or a snack for this post as I've made it chatty and apparently I have quite a lot to say.

Make-Up




Seeing as I decided to kill her off so I needed to make myself look even whiter than usual (if that's actually possible) and also to factor in some blood because why the hell not, it's halloween. So I got some face paint and mixed it with my Rimmel 'Match Perfection' foundation in the shade 010 Light Porcelain to give myself some more coverage aswell as getting rid of any blemishes and hyperpigmentation and also to mask my freckles. I popped some powder on top of it just to mattify it a bit and make sure it sets - I'm using the E.LF 'High Definition' loose powder. Next I'm just going to really gently line my eyes with dark brown eyeshadow from the Urban Decay 'On The Run' set, just to give myself a really intense look, and also to help with the dead-look. I'm then going to fill in my eyebrows so that it doesn't look like I'm eyebrow-less and also to frame my face and again, add intensity my face. I decided last minute to do a lil' bit of contouring, just to make myself look properly gaunt and dead. I contoured my cheeks to high heaven, then did on the side of my nose, around my hairline and on my jaw, too using the bronzer in the 'On The Run' set. Next I'm going to make my lashes look super full and thick, so I'm using my beloved (yet very battered) Urban Decay 'Perversion' mascara (though in the photos I realised too late that I had forgotten to put any mascara on! Next I'm just plopping a couple of drops of fake blood next to my tear ducts and let that run down (guiding it with a brush so it doesn't go down too far or look too weird) so that I am crying blood. Whilst I was trying this look out (and when I took the photos, too), I wanted to play with the positioning of the blood, so I decided to put it in both corners of my right eye and I think it looks pretty cool. The blood is very much up to personal preference when it comes to where you want to put it. I know to begin with Mathilda isn't wearing any lipstick, but I couldn't resist wacking on a bit of lippy. I wanted to make it quite blood red, so I applied the Maybelline 'Color Sensational' lipstick in the shade 470 Red Revolution and then in the middle I put a bit of the good old Rimmel 'Kate Moss' lipstick in the shade 107 and tried to blend and make it look half decent. I hope it worked! I made sure to accentuate my lips and even though it was totally unintentional that they were shaped like that I think it looks perfect!

Costume




I actually made my choker which I was very proud of. I also decided to ditch the hat, simply because I couldn't find one. The jacket is my mum's and has had it for ages but there's a similar one here. Again, my top is really freaking old and from Primark, you *may* be able to find it again during the summer but I doubt it, so again, here's a link for a similar one. My shorts, guess what, I can't find a link for! I swear the internet doesn't want me to link anything for this post, but they're just simple blue jean shorts and you can literally find that kind of thing anywhere so I'm not even going to bother linking to anything, plus you can wear pretty much any kind of shorts, whether they're black, dark blue, as long as they're fairly dark that's the main thing. My boots, again, are unfindable, but you can find some fairly similar here.

Hair




My hair was a whole other kettle of fish. As you guys know, I have little-to-no hair left anymore, so it was automatically going to be complicated to get Mathilda's classic hairstyle that everyone recognises. I had a look to see if I could find a half decent wig that would suit my needs, and luckily there was! I got my wig from the same shop I got the fake blood and face paint, it's from a brand called Boland but I can't for the life of me find a link to.

I don't actually have a photo of the ensemble but I shall add one as soon as I have one.


I must apologize for my uselessness at linking for this post, for some reason I decided to use untraceable items of clothing or really obscure make-up brands. Fun times!
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I hope you enjoyed this post, I don't think I'll do this every year, simply because I really don't enjoy seasonal posts as I always do it at the last minute and it's just generally more stressful than anything but now and again I'll try.

What are you going as this halloween?

Matti x


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I'm a clever child... A clever child who has been thrown out of whack because I finished school on a Wednesday instead of a Friday, so forgot that yesterday was upload day. 
I think this is something I'm going to do once a year, so that way I could look back on and see how I've changed. This is also totally a filler post because I've been rather busy doing this!  Which is transfering my blog back on to Blogger and making it look all lovely and adorable for you guys. I probably will do a post about why I left Wordpress and opted in favour of Blogger but for now all that needs to be said is that I'm back on Blogger. It took more time than planned so I only remembered yesterday - oh yeaaahh! It's all well and good doing the design but if I don't post on said blog I'm not going to get very far.


1. What are you wearing?
Harem pants, bondi beach and Marion's jacket I stole. It's a very sexy attire.
2. Have you ever been in love?
Yes.
3. Have you ever had a terrible break up?
Meh, kind of. Looking back on it now it wasn't actually that bad.
4. How tall are you?
Ehh, I'm going to say 5ft1 or 2?
5. How much do you weigh?
57 kilos.
6. Any tattoos?
Not yet! Soon my precious, soon.
7. Any piercings?
My ears are stretched and I have my fake septum but other than that no.
8. OTP?
Yoonmin. I'm k-pop trash, sue me. Also Sullan (Summer and Callan - some friends of mine because they're fucking adorable).
9. What is your favourite show?
I can't say I have a favourite as such because I can't really find one to always come back to, but one that really will always have a special place in my heart is a Korean drama called "I Remember You".
10. Who are your favourite bands/singers?
BTS and Sia will probably always be the top ones, but I do really like Bring Me The Horizon, Artic Monkeys and Die Antwoord, too.
11. Something you miss?
My friends from school who have now left to go to Uni and further their studies.
12. Favourite song? 
Anything from the new BTS album "WINGS".
13. How old are you?
16!
14. Zodiac sign?
Gemini.
15. Quality you look for in a partner?
Eccentricity, originality and an ability to make me laugh.
16. What is your favourite quote?
"Just because someone smiles at you doesn't mean they're your friend." or "Criticism is a gift", they were both said by my Mama. Also "It's the best ones that get the worst" said by me.
17. Who is your favourite actor?
Johnny Depp or Bill Nighy.
18. Favourite colour?
I have no clue and I'm scared of being a cliche teenager by saying black.
19. Loud music or soft?
Both, depending on my mood.
20. Where do you go when you're sad?
To my room, then I write a blog post about it that will eventually be deleted.
21. How long does it take you to shower?
If I'm at school not washing my hair, 5 minutes, at school washing my hair, 15. I'm at home and I'm not washing my hair, 15 minutes and if I'm washing my hair 30.
22. How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
An hour minimum if I'm at home, if I'm at school about half an hour?
23. Have you ever been in a physical fight?
Not really.
24. Turn ons?
Confidence and passion. Also talking different languages.
25. Turn offs?
Over-confidence and homophobia.
26. The reasons I started my blog?
My life is dull as fuck.
27. What are your fears?
Rats. Spiders? Don't give a shit, but rats? HELL NO!
28. Last thing that made you cry?
I can't remember, I don't cry that often.
29. Last time you said you loved someone?
Today.
30. Meaning behind your blog name?
It's my name.
31. Last book you read? 
Harry Potter and the Cursed Child.
32. The book you're currently reading?
I forgot my book in my dorm room *sob* but once I get it back I'll be starting the second edition of Saint Young Men.
33. Last show you watched?
Death Note.
34. Last person you talked to?
My friend who owns the pizzeria next to my appartment.
35. The relationship between you and the last person you texted?
A friend from school.
36. What is your favourite food?
Pizza.
37. Place you want to visit?
New Orleans, Rio De Janeiro, Los Angeles and Seoul, also I want to go back to New York.
38. Last place you were?
I haven't moved from my appartment all day so my appartment!
39. Do you have a crush?
Yes.
40. Last time you kissed someone?
On Tuesday.
41. Last time you were insulted?
Ages ago which is refreshing.
42. Favourite flavour of sweet?
I'm more of a chocolate person.

43. What instruments do you play?
Guitar and drums.

44. Favourite piece of jewelry?
My Cavibands or my fake septum.

45. Last sport you played?
I have two hours of swimming every Monday and it's torture.

46. Last song you sang?
Throne by Bring Me The Horizon. Very passionately. On a cark park. With Marion. We're normal, I promise.

47. Favourite pick up line?
Excuse me, how much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice, hi, I'm Matti.

48. Have you ever used it?
Lord, no!

49. Last time you hung out with anyone?
Wednesday.

I hope you guys enjoyed this! I'm sorry it's nothing paticularly original or interesting but bare with and better content shall come.
Matti x
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Now I feel like a blogger! I don't think you can really be accepted into the lifestyle blogger category until you've done a homeware haul.
Anyway, all summer, Mama has been campaigning for me to decorate my room; I wasn't that bothered really but she insisted so I ended up caving. We decided to go the homeware store of all homeware stores in France (other than Ikea) called Maison Du Monde. I don't even know what an English version of that would be but it's basically a massive chain full of really cute homeware that you kind of can't go to without buying something because OMG EVERYTHING'S SO PRETTY! (And they have all the rose gold and copper everything and it soothes my soul, I'm not going to lie)
I also wanted to apoligize for the lack of links to the things but I've now found out that the Maison Du Monde site is shit. I'll keep checking and add them if they add them eventually.
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Vintage Chair Jewelry Cup
I've wanted a jewelry cup for ages because generally I wear the same jewelry everyday so it's kind of silly to keep having to put it in my jewelry box every time. And I won't lose them. I constantly lose jewelry it's ridiculous, so hopefully this will help me avoid that.
Mini Globe
I just found this damn cute.  I have no other reason.
Gold Origami Swan
Again, just damn cute. I need a name for him - any ideas?
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Old Fashionned Map Canvas
I've been looking for something to put on my wall for ages (I have a Charlie Chaplin print but it's freaky and I feel like he's looking at me in the dark) and I saw this and was sold. Writing this now I realise I look like I have a bit of a map/globe theme going on don't I?
Round Glass Light Shade
I've never actually thought about buying a light shade. I don't exactly make a habit of staring at my light - come to think of it, I rarely actually use it - but when I saw this I found it really sweet and I kind of couldn't stop myself from picking it up. (I don't yet have a photo of it though - sorry).
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Bed Throw
Right, this purchase I entirely blame Dodie from doddleoddle for. She was talking about moving into her new appartment and her new room and, tl;dr, she has bought some bedding and a bed throw that I just found adorable. So I decided to buy one myself. This one's really soft but not too soft (that makes 0 sense I swear to god), and it just thick enough that you can pull it over you on a colder night but not so you feel like you've got a second duvet on top of you.
White Bed Sheets
Mama also decided I needed some new bedding, so we went to the nearesr Gifi (again a french shop that stocks everything from bedding to sextoys to bikes - I wish I was joking, tbh) and picked up some simple white bedding that *kind* of looks like hospital sheets when it's not with-duvet.
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Fairy Lights
I have been fighting for fairy lights for about a year now and I've got them! They're so pretty and honestly make my bed so fucking Pinterest it makes me want to weep.
Now my room looks adorable and it literally makes my heart feel all warm and fuzzy. Good.
Matti x
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France is the worst for transitions between seasons. It's always cold in the morning and hot in the afternoon, but then it take the piss and decides to be cold all day or hot all day - basically it gets to the point where you don't know what to wear for best. However, fear not, because I think I've cracked it. And today, I'm going to share that with you.
I did my best to link everything I could find but apoligies for the certain lack of links, nonetheless.
Jumper, Vest, Jeans, Converse
outfit-1
You could probably get away with a pair of combat boots on colder days but generally speaking I'll wear a pair of converse with this outfit. I like it because you can just whip the jumper off if you get too hot, which is always good seeing as the weather never knows what it's doing.
Shirt (cheaper version here), Suspender Skirt, Tights, Combat Boots
outfit-2
This is cuuute. Whenever I wear this skirt I never fail to feel absolutely adorable and like a little schoolgirl if I'm wearing it with my converses or my Derbys. Anyway, this is super comfortable, just warm enough to not feel like your tits are going to drop off, but enough so you don't feel the need to cover it with a massive coat. Also, this shirt will definitely on my wishlist because hot damn.
Shirt, Black Jeans, Leather Jacket, Creepers
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This is a really old photo but this is basically the outfit. I really love this outfit and shall be trying my best to recreate it asap.
Jumper, Boyfriend Jeans, Combat Boots
outfit-3
I generally wear this for college. They're insanely comfortable and looks just presentable enough for me to not seem like a total slob.
These are basically my top 4 outfits for autumn and only really wear them all the time. Fun times.
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What's your autumn fashion essential?
Matti x
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I’ve become one of those bloggers apparently. The kind that talks about school. Fun times. *whispers* Kill me now...
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In all seriousness, I wrote one of these ages ago for what I had in my carry on when I went to England (I refuse to link to it because it's horrendous) and had rather enjoyed writing it, so I figured I'd do the same with for my school bag. But this is more a realistic one, and there's not going to be 60 things because let's be real here - your back is too precious to stuff your bag silly with things.
My bag is always a good place to start. I've had my bag since I was 13 and it's taty but it does the job. It's from EastPak, which is pretty much the place to go to buy rucksacks in France. They're fairly pricey in my opinion, but the quality really makes it worth it. (I don't think they stock this colour anymore though). I did have a handbag last year but it's a lot more impractical to only be able to carry it on one shoulder, especially when I have my laptop in there.
I'm going to start with the big pocket at the front.
The biggest and most space consuming thing in there is a really fucking old Cath Kidston bag, that has my contact lenses box in it even though I don't wear my contact lens anymore; some ibuprofen in a beaten up little box I got from New York and kept for practicality; a teeny-weeny pot of face cream (Inell Face and Body Cream though I wouldn’t recommend it) that I decanted from the big pot because I've been ill recently and have been blowing my nose a lot, so I decided to have this handy to avoid a really sexy dry nose; my memory stick, which I use mainly for films and TV shows to watch in free periods; plasters in case my shoes rub me (which they do a lot, beware, Derby wearers). I'll usually have a mascara (Bobbi Brown sample more often than not) and maybe an eyeliner thrown in there too for good measure but they're currently in my make-up bag instead.
Then I have a sanitary towel because, you know, menstrual cycle; my deodorant, Axe Provocation because it smells just amazing and I find that guy’s deodorant smells better than girls’? My lunch card; a pack of menthol Luckies because yes, I smoke, no, I don't necessarily endorse it, but I do, and I said I'd show you what I had in my bag, and this is something I have in my bag. Bref, then I have multiple bus tickets and coach receits because I just shove them in there are proceed to forget about them. Finally, I'll generally put my earphones in there too, for safe keeping.
In the bigger pocket, I have my purse because you never know when you’re going to need to buy something, also the Cappuccinos at my school’s coffee machine are the one and I can never make them as nice as it makes them; a manga because I get bored and it’s nice to have something you don’t need to look at a screen for - I’m currently reading ‘Saint Young Men’ and it’s not quite as blasphemous as it sounds; a notepad because I’m always having ideas I need to jot down and I can’t always tear out pieces of my books because if not I’m going to end up with no books for my lessons and a shit ton of little pieces of paper with crap jotted on them; then my pencil case, for obvious reasons; crayons, again, obvious reasons. I have a certain lack of textbooks, more like an absence of them because we don’t have any in my form, and also of textbooks because I have a sorter instead and I bloody love it.
Depending on the day I’ll have my laptop in there too.  It's a Macbook Air and it’s a constant source of stress for me as I’m constantly scared I’m going to get it stolen but it’s worth it if I can get some blogging done during free-periods. I also have my phone charger (though at the moment it is someone else’s because I’m having 0 luck charger-wise), and a water bottle because hydration and I refuse to get dry skin and lips just because I’m at college. I also have a French copy of 'The Mortal Instruments: City Of Bones' for an assignment at school. Finally, I have my new love, Le Petit Marseillais 'Hydrating Hand Cream' and it's a miracle worker! I put it on last night and this morning my hands were so. fucking. soft. I wanted to weep. And I'm a maniac when it comes to my hands so yeah.
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I hope you enjoyed having a little nosey in my school bag. What’s your schoolbag essential?
Matti x
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